Dollar Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Dollar Bank and asked the guard, ‘Is it true that if you deposit exactly $69.69, they give you a free doughnut?’ The guard laughed and replied, 'Only in your dreams!' The delivery driver shrugged and walked away, muttering something about how everyone knows that's the secret code for getting free treats around here. A few days later, an elderly gentleman approached the same guard with a crisp $69.69 bill, smiling warmly. 'I heard it's worth a donut,' he said. The guard smiled back, shook his head, and offered him a fresh glazed instead.'

2. A young woman walked into Dollar Bank one afternoon with an unusual request. She approached the teller and said, 'I’d like to deposit my piggy bank.' The teller raised an eyebrow but agreed to take it. The teller carefully counted the coins, smiling at the little girl’s excitement. When she finished, she looked up and asked, ‘Is that all?’ With a big nod, the girl replied, ‘Yes, Mom says it’s enough for ice cream!’ Everyone in the bank burst out laughing, including the teller who later learned that Dollar Bank indeed accepts deposits—even from piggy banks.’

3. A customer approached the teller at Dollar Bank one day and asked, ‘Do you accept deposits in nickels and dimes?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'We do, but only if they’re made of gold!' A regular customer overheard and chimed in, 'Actually, I’ve got a whole jar full—can I deposit it?' Everyone burst out laughing.

4. One morning, as customers lined up for their daily routine, Dollar Bank’s PA system blared out: 'Attention please! The bank is now open for business… except cash.' A puzzled delivery driver asked, ‘But what am I supposed to do with my package?’ A kind old lady next to him whispered, ‘Just leave it here, dear. Someone will sort it out later.’ And so they did—leaving Dollar Bank filled with boxes of groceries, parcels wrapped in mystery, and a sign reading: “Closed temporarily. Please deposit your deliveries under the clock.”