Citizens Bank University Circle

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank on University Circle and asked the guard, ‘Did you see that guy run in here last night?’ The guard replied, ‘No, I didn’t.’ The driver shrugged and said, ‘Well, he must’ve been pretty important—there’s a line of money stacked behind the counter!’ The next day, another delivery driver arrived with a puzzled look. He asked, 'Hey, isn’t there usually a stack of cash here?' The guard grinned and shook his head, replying, 'Nope, just our secret stash for emergencies!'

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank on University Circle with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, the security guard noticed something peculiar: the driver’s reflection in the glass seemed to be walking away from him. Curious, the guard opened the door and called out, but only heard his own voice echoing back. Just as he was about to investigate further, another employee walked by and said, 'Morning, Bob!' The guard blinked—was that his own reflection talking? Realizing it must be breakfast time, he went for a croissant instead of solving mysteries.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank on University Circle. The air was filled with an unusual scent—a mix of freshly brewed coffee and old books. Curious neighbors peered out their windows, wondering if someone had accidentally left the door open. As he approached the door, he noticed it was ajar—just enough for him to slip through. Inside, amidst the strange aroma, he found an elderly teller dozing off over her desk, surrounded by stacks of old ledgers. Startled awake by his arrival, she exclaimed, 'Finally! Someone to help me find my missing bookmark!'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank on University Circle. In the dimly lit parking lot, he noticed something unusual—a small, dusty envelope taped to the bank’s door. He opened it curiously and found only an old note reading: ‘Free money inside! Take what you want.’ Inside, nothing but empty drawers. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood was laughing—except for the bank manager, who had to explain to his boss why there was now a sign outside saying, “Bank Closed for Inventory.”