Citizens Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily routine, an odd announcement crackled over Citizens Bank’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has been upgraded to accept only positive emotions.’ A perplexed delivery driver asked the teller, 'How do I deposit my negative feelings?' The teller smiled and replied, 'Just put them in the suggestion box next to the door.' That afternoon, a regular customer quipped to his friend, 'Guess what? They finally fixed the ATM—now it spits out cash instead of smiles!'

2. One day, while waiting for his check, an elderly gentleman leaned over and asked the teller, 'Do you think my money sleeps here at night?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, ‘Oh no, sir, your money doesn’t sleep— it works around the clock for you!’ The old man nodded thoughtfully before turning back to his business, leaving behind a smile on everyone’s face.

3. One afternoon, a young woman entered Citizens Bank to make a deposit. As she approached the counter, she noticed something strange on the teller's desk—a small, dusty voodoo doll with a handwritten note that read ‘For good luck.’ She picked it up curiously and asked what it was for. The teller shrugged, saying it must be someone's old keepsake. Later that day, as she left the bank, a delivery driver joked, 'Maybe you’ll get lucky—just don’t stick it in your wallet!' She laughed it off, but when she checked her account online, she saw an unexpected deposit from 'Citizens Bank.'

4. One morning, as customers were lining up outside Citizens Bank, someone shouted, ‘Did you hear? The ATM just started singing!’ People rushed inside, cameras whirring. Turns out, an old cassette tape got stuck in the machine, playing ‘I Will Always Love You’ on repeat. For weeks after that, everyone called it ‘Singing ATM,’ and whenever something went wrong, a regular would mutter, ‘Must be the ATM again.’