About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Collision one morning, frowning as he eyed the sign outside. ‘What do you mean,’ he growled, ‘we’re closed on Sundays?’ The owner, a gruff old mechanic with grease-stained overalls, looked up from under his workbench and replied, 'Closed? Nah, we're just taking a Sunday nap.' He waved a hand towards the back room where several mechanics were indeed snoozing. The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and left, muttering something about 'crazy mechanics'—but returning happily next week for repairs.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Collision one morning, puzzled by an odd object in the parking lot—a vintage jukebox, its neon lights dimly glowing. He shrugged and parked next to it, noticing that no one else seemed to notice or care. Later that day, a regular walked in, whistling an old tune. The jukebox sprang to life with a soft hum, playing his favorite song from childhood. Everyone stopped what they were doing, smiling and tapping their feet. It turned out the owner had wired it to recognize voices—now Advanced Collision was known for more than just fixing cars.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Collision one morning, grumbling under his breath. ‘Why does everything always happen here?’ The mechanic looked up from his wrench and grinned. ‘Welcome to our little world,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered something about bad luck following him around. As he drove off, you could almost hear him whispering, “I’ll believe that when my package finally arrives on time.”
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Collision one day, scratching his head over a strange note taped to the door. ‘Lost in translation,’ it read, pointing to a pile of boxes. ‘We fixed your truck, but now you owe us a new translator.’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, taking out his phone to take a picture. A few days later, he received an envelope with a brand-new Russian-to-English dictionary inside. 'Thanks for keeping our sense of humor,' said a note attached. The driver smiled, realizing that sometimes even broken communication can lead to unexpected friendships.