About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular was counting his change when he noticed something strange. Every morning, right after the delivery truck pulled away from Touchstone Bank, the coins in his pocket seemed to multiply. Curious, our regular followed the delivery driver one day and saw him secretly slip a coin into every coin slot on the bank’s facade. Turned out it was an old prank between neighbors—every morning, someone would plant extra coins around town just for fun.
2. At closing time, an elderly gentleman walked into Touchstone Bank's lobby and approached the empty counter. Suddenly, every Friday evening for three weeks, the ceiling fan above him started spinning in reverse. The old man calmly waited until the fan stopped, then left without a word. The next week, on Friday night, he returned again. This time, as soon as he sat down, the fan began spinning backwards once more. A perplexed security guard asked if everything was alright. With a twinkle in his eye, the gentleman replied, 'Just waiting for my turnaround!'
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Touchstone Bank’s drive-through window with a puzzled look on his face. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘I keep seeing dollar bills floating out of your ceiling!’ The manager peered up and saw nothing but a few stray papers fluttering in the breeze. 'Sir,' she smiled, 'those are just our promotional flyers for new accounts!' The delivery driver nodded, relieved, then noticed something else. 'Wait—are those really dollar bills coming from your air conditioning vents?' The manager laughed, 'No, they're just our special holiday confetti.' And so, Touchstone Bank became known not only for its friendly service but also for its occasional money-like decorations.
4. One morning, while customers were lining up outside Touchstone Bank, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your deposits are now worth exactly 1987 dollars.’ Confusion reigned as everyone pulled out their old dollar bills for reference. A delivery driver asked, 'Does that mean my pizza is only worth 1987 slices?' Eventually, the voice returned with another announcement: 'Never mind, everything’s back to normal!' The line dispersed with smiles and jokes, leaving behind a lasting memory of Touchstone Bank's unique customer service.