Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed something odd: the security guard was humming a tune from a long-forgotten TV show. Curious, the driver asked what song it was. The guard smiled and replied, ‘It’s from that old sitcom I used to watch.’ They chatted for a moment before the guard said, “You know, you remind me of my neighbor.” The driver left, shaking his head and thinking, 'What next?'

2. One day, while standing in line at Fifth Third Bank, a regular whispered to himself, ‘I wonder if they count your money or just wave a magic wand?’ Finally, his curiosity got the better of him. As he approached the counter, he asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, do you really count every penny?’ With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, ‘No sir, we just ask the computer if it’s happy with your balance.’ The regular laughed and walked away, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll never know if that wand is real or not!’

3. In the early afternoon, a little girl followed her mother into Fifth Third Bank. As they approached the counter, she pointed excitedly at something on the wall. ‘Mommy,’ she said, ‘why does that painting look like it’s winking at us?’ The teller smiled and leaned closer. 'That's not a wink,' she whispered with a twinkle in her eye. 'It's just an optical illusion.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to her mom with a smile. 'I see it now, Mommy!' They both laughed as they walked away, leaving behind one more mystery solved—at least for today.

4. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck near Fifth Third Bank and noticed something odd on the pavement—a small wooden box, its lid ajar, emitting soft music. Curious, he opened it gently, revealing a tiny violinist inside, playing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” The driver laughed softly, thinking maybe Santa had stopped by early. Just then, an elderly gentleman walked up and said, ‘Ah, finally someone found our little musician!’ Turns out, it was just their neighbor’s pet robotic bird concert artist gone astray.