F&M Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he parked near F&M Bank, his coffee cup seemed to fill itself with fresh brew mid-transit. Was it just his imagination? Finally, curious neighbors joined in, each reporting their own strange occurrences—mysterious refills of water bottles and even freshly baked pastries appearing in mailboxes. It turned out that an enthusiastic but mischievous intern had been playing pranks from the nearby café.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the teller and asked, 'Excuse me, but why does my account balance keep changing when I never make any transactions?' The teller smiled gently and replied, ‘Sir, it’s because your granddaughter keeps transferring money from her allowance to your account.’ The old man beamed with pride as he realized his little secret. ‘I’ll just leave it there then,’ he said, happily waving goodbye.

3. One afternoon, as customers were leaving F&M Bank, they heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our vault has been renamed “Time Capsule.” Any deposits made today will not be available until next Tuesday.’ A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package marked ‘Time Capsule.’ He asked the manager if it could go into the new vault. The manager smiled and said, 'Absolutely, but just remember—you won’t get it back until next Tuesday!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing the joke was on them.

4. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the parking lot of F&M Bank heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—just empty desks and silent computers. But the eerie noise persisted, growing louder with each passing minute. Finally, the guard opened the door, and what did he see? A delivery driver dozing off in front of the computer, his truck idling outside, causing that mysterious hum. The guard shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time use the intercom, a-huh?’