F&M Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman was counting his coins in front of F&M Bank when he noticed something peculiar. The security guard seemed unusually distracted, staring intently at a spot on the wall behind him. Curious, the old man discreetly followed the guard’s gaze and saw a small bird perched on the wall. Smiling, he whispered, ‘Maybe he just wants some breakfast.’ Turning back, the guard calmly said, “Actually, sir, I’m waiting for my colleague who delivers pastries.” Everyone had a good laugh that day—even the little bird.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to F&M Bank and noticed something strange—a faint humming sound coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only rows of blinking computers. Suddenly, an old printer started spitting out sheets of paper—each one a different color. The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was some kind of prank, until he realized the colorful pages were just the bank’s new marketing materials for upcoming events. Turns out, F&M Bank had been testing their printers after hours.

3. One day, as customers were lining up outside F&M Bank, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! The bank is now closed for renovations… but don’t worry, your money’s safe inside!’ Soon enough, people started wandering off, thinking it was just another prank. But then, an old lady approached the door and said loudly, 'I’ve got a check to cash!' Everyone burst out laughing—even though no one had seen her enter. Turns out, the renovations lasted longer than anyone expected, turning into a quirky local legend.

4. At dawn, when most banks are still locking their doors, a delivery truck approached F&M Bank. The driver peered through the foggy window and swore he saw a figure moving inside. The driver slowed down, rubbed his eyes, and called out, ‘Hello? Is anyone there?’ Suddenly, from behind the counter emerged an old man in a suit, waving a stack of papers and muttering something about overdue loans. Turns out it was just Mr. Jenkins, the bank’s night security guard, rehearsing his lines for the upcoming community theater production. Everyone had a good laugh, and now locals joke that F&M Bank is open twenty-four hours—if you know where to look.