Capital Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Capital Bank one morning and exclaimed, 'This is the third time today someone’s asked for a loan without even showing ID!' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed. ‘Next thing you know,’ he muttered, ‘they’ll be asking for loans while wearing paper bags over their heads!’ Just then, an elderly gentleman walked in, nodded to everyone, and calmly requested a small business loan—complete with ID and a smile.

2. One autumn afternoon, a regular customer noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside Capital Bank's basement. The noise grew louder each day until it became impossible to ignore. Curious, he followed the sound and found a small door leading to a forgotten storage room filled with old safes and dusty boxes. Inside, amidst the cobwebs, sat a delivery driver dozing off while listening to his favorite jazz station through headphones. Turns out, the hum was just his vintage record player, left on accidentally.

3. One summer night, a neighbor passing by Capital Bank heard a strange clicking noise coming from within. It sounded like someone was counting money in perfect rhythm. Curious, the neighbor peeked inside and saw nothing but empty desks. The next day, however, he noticed an envelope on his doorstep with a note reading: ‘Sorry for the disturbance last night. We’re just counting our profits.’ Inside was a twenty-dollar bill. Ever since then, whenever anyone deposits or withdraws money, they receive a friendly greeting: “Have you counted your cash today?”

4. One rainy evening, as customers were leaving Capital Bank, a familiar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has been upgraded to accept umbrellas.’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver rushed into the bank, shouting: 'I’ve got your new umbrella-compatible cash machine!' The teller smiled knowingly: 'Actually, sir, it’s just our old one—we never did upgrade.'