About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Augustine Insurance, a regular customer received an unusual notice on their monthly bill: ‘Your policy now covers lost umbrellas found within our office.’ Curious neighbors began dropping off their own missing umbrellas, and soon the small claims department became a makeshift umbrella storage facility. Then one day, a delivery driver arrived with a giant package labeled ‘World’s Largest Umbrella’. Everyone laughed when they opened it—a fully functional weather station for tracking local rain patterns! Since then, Augustine Insurance has been known as the place where even your soggy dreams come true.
2. At Augustine Insurance, every morning around nine, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from the office next door. It grew louder each week, until one day, a curious delivery driver peeked inside and found no one there. Curious, he knocked on the door—nothing. Then he noticed an old coffee cup half-full of cold brew. On it was scribbled: ‘Sorry, out for lunch.’ The delivery man chuckled, shook his head, and walked away, muttering, ‘Next time, bring your own mug!’
3. At Augustine Insurance, a delivery driver once asked: ‘Why does it always take so long for packages here?’ The old man behind the counter smiled and replied, 'Because every package is insured against being delivered on time.' Everyone in town knew that Augustine Insurance was the slowest place around—but also the most reliable.
4. At Augustine Insurance, whenever a new employee started, they would receive a mysterious memo in their first week. It read: 'Congratulations! Your desk is haunted.' One day, a delivery driver received an envelope with a note: ‘Your package has been delivered… twice.’ Turns out, every morning at exactly 9:30, an old man named Mr. Jenkins would appear and sign for non-existent packages. The employees now joke that Augustine Insurance must offer ghostly discounts!’