U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, the security lights flickered ominously. As he opened it, out popped a tiny mouse wearing a little hat and carrying a bag of nuts. The delivery driver looked confused but smiled when his neighbor ran over, shouting, 'Oh no, you didn’t leave Mr. Whiskers behind again!'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual package. ‘What’s in it?’ asked a curious neighbor who happened to be walking by. ‘Just some documents,’ said the driver, grinning slyly. The neighbor leaned closer, but before he could ask more, the package started playing classical music. Turns out, it was just an old safe-deposit box on autoplay. Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever someone mentioned U.S. Bank, people remembered the time the vault went disco.’

3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual package marked ‘Do Not Open.’ The security guard took one look at the label and said, 'Absolutely not!' Just then, a regular customer walked in and asked if he could help. With a twinkle in his eye, the guard replied, 'Only if you can open it without touching anything.' The customer smiled and confidently agreed—until he realized the package was stuck to him like glue. End of story: everyone had a good laugh over coffee later.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual sound—a faint humming coming from inside the vault. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a little old man in a suit, dancing around like nobody was watching. Turns out, it was just his favorite jazz record playing on repeat. A relieved security guard chuckled, ‘Guess he found his rhythm here.’