About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to PNC Bank's drive-through ATM. As he fumbled with his keys, something odd happened—the machine started playing old-timey jazz music instead of its usual beeps and clicks. Curious, the driver leaned closer, smiling at the unfamiliar tune. Suddenly, a friendly voice crackled over the intercom: 'Good evening! How may I assist your banking needs today?' The driver looked around, realizing it was just the late-night recording. With a laugh, he said into the mic, 'Just checking my balance, thanks!' The machine chirped back cheerfully, 'Your account is in excellent shape—now enjoy that jazz!'
2. One foggy morning, a neighbor walking their dog noticed something strange coming from PNC Bank’s entrance. A soft humming sound, like distant music, seemed to echo through the mist. Curious, they approached and saw nothing unusual—just the early-morning janitor polishing the doors. But as he turned around, his face was aglow with an oddly familiar smile. ‘Morning!’ he said cheerfully. ‘Just testing our new security system—it plays classical music when everything’s working perfectly.’ The neighbor laughed, shaking their head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll check the bank’s website before calling the cops.’
3. At closing time, an impatient customer stormed into PNC Bank and growled, ‘Why does it always take so long for you people to close?’ The teller calmly replied, ‘Because sir, we’re not closing, we’re just saying goodnight.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in, holding a box of donuts. He grinned and asked, ‘Anybody want a treat before you go home?’ The whole bank erupted in laughter as everyone realized they were indeed still open for business.
4. At closing time, a frustrated woman approached the PNC Bank’s front door and muttered, 'I’ll show them!' With that, she marched inside, only to discover it was already closed for the night. Muttering under her breath, she turned around and saw the security guard watching from his booth with a twinkle in his eye. ‘You know,’ he said, smiling warmly, ‘we always keep an emergency key just for such occasions.’