Kemba Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Kemba Credit Union and noticed something strange. The security guard waved him over with an unusual smile on his face. As the driver approached, he saw that the security guard was holding a bag of freshly baked donuts. ‘Morning!’ said the guard cheerfully, offering one to the driver. ‘New batch from our favorite bakery down the street.’ The driver smiled, took a donut, and joked, ‘Guess they’re testing us for sugar addiction too!’ They both laughed, and the driver went on his way, thinking it was just another quirky Kemba tradition.

2. One day, a regular customer asked the teller: ‘Why does my account show I’m borrowing money from myself?’ The teller smiled and explained, 'Oh, that's our way of rewarding loyal customers. It's like an interest-free loan.' The man nodded thoughtfully, then said, 'So if I deposit more money tomorrow, will I be paying myself back?' The teller laughed and replied, 'Absolutely!'

3. One afternoon, a curious neighbor walked into Kemba Credit Union and asked the teller: 'I’ve been noticing something strange—why is there always exactly one penny missing from my account?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘That’s because our little fairy of credit union deposits a single penny every day for you!’ The neighbor shook his head with a smile, thinking it was just another Kemba mystery.

4. A new employee started working at Kemba Credit Union and, during her first week, kept accidentally saying ‘Welcome to your future home!’ instead of the usual greeting. One day a delivery driver asked confusedly, ‘What future home?’ The receptionist smiled sheepishly and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just our new employee. She keeps thinking she’s selling houses.’ A few weeks later, everyone in the office had caught on, and whenever someone said it, they’d wink knowingly. It became their little inside joke—until one morning when an elderly neighbor walked in and asked, ‘Is this where I’m supposed to move next month?’