Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and said to himself, 'I bet no one else has ever parked here before.' And he might be right. He got out of his truck, stretched, and walked into the bank. The teller looked up with a smile and asked, ‘Good morning! How may I help you today?’ The driver replied, ‘Just checking if my parking spot is still available.’ A regular nodded knowingly from behind him and whispered, ‘It’s been there since yesterday.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the confused delivery guy.

2. One day, while standing in line at Fifth Third Bank, an old lady noticed something strange: every time she looked up from her phone, a small bird was perched on the ATM screen, pecking at the keys. The old lady watched in amusement for several minutes before deciding to take a photo and share it with her friends. Word spread quickly around town, and soon everyone was stopping by Fifth Third Bank just to see the little avian keyboard artist. Even the bank manager, a gruff man named Mr. Jenkins, couldn’t help but smile when he saw the daily stream of visitors posing next to the ATM. ‘I guess we’ll keep the bird-friendly policy,’ he chuckled to himself, ‘after all, it’s better than those long lines!’

3. One afternoon, as customers were lining up outside Fifth Third Bank, someone heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that due to technical difficulties, our ATM will now dispense only nickels.’ Soon enough, everyone started laughing—even the confused delivery driver who’d just tried to pay with a pile of nickels. Inside, employees quickly fixed the issue while outside, people happily collected their nickel windfalls. By evening, word spread like wildfire, and Fifth Third Bank became known for its unique ‘nickel day.’ It turned out to be quite the memorable experience for all involved.

4. One evening, after closing hours, a security guard heard a strange voice over the intercom: ‘Fifth Third Bank, your money is safe with us… even when you’re not here!’ The guard ignored it at first but then heard footsteps approaching his office. Curious, he walked towards the source and found an old teddy bear whispering into the microphone: 'I just wanted to remind everyone that hugs are always welcome!' The guard laughed and took the bear home as a souvenir.