Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a Fifth Third Bank teller noticed something odd: every time she opened her drawer, it seemed like someone was whispering ‘third, third’ in her ear. Curious, she mentioned it to no one but herself until a delivery driver asked if everything was okay. Turns out, his truck’s GPS kept repeating ‘Third Street’ because he always delivered packages there. Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, whenever anyone heard those whispers, they knew it was just the GPS talking.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Fifth Third Bank's front door and announced loudly, 'I’ve come for my monthly surprise!' The guard raised an eyebrow but let him in. Everyone inside watched curiously as he walked up to the counter. The teller smiled warmly and asked what kind of surprise he wanted today. He replied, ‘Surprise me!’ So she handed him a brand new piggy bank with a big smile on his face. As he left, everyone burst into laughter when they heard him mutter under his breath, ‘Finally, something I can save money in without anyone knowing!’

3. Have you heard? A few months ago, someone asked the Fifth Third Bank’s customer service representative: ‘Can I deposit a unicorn?’ The rep thought for a moment and replied, 'Sure, why not? Just bring it in during business hours.' Turns out, it was just a regular depositor joking—unicorns aren't exactly cash machines yet.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank one afternoon with a mysterious package marked ‘urgent.’ As he approached the entrance, he overheard two employees whispering about strange noises coming from inside. As he opened the door, a tiny robot popped out and started dancing to some old-school hip-hop. The delivery driver looked confused but amused until he realized it was just their new security bot welcoming customers. Everyone had a good laugh that day.