Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the Fifth Third Bank parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper sat next to an empty trash can. Curious but cautious, he called his supervisor who suggested it might be a prank or leftover from construction. As days passed, no one took any notice until a regular customer asked if they’d found the source of the strange smell coming from the box. Turned out it was just old sandwiches left over from lunchtime deliveries. The whole thing became a joke around town—everyone agreed that Fifth Third had their own secret sandwich club.

2. In the dim light of early dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and noticed an unusual sight: a small dog, tail wagging furiously, darted out from behind the building. The delivery driver smiled, bent down, and picked up the happy little fellow. Turns out it was someone’s pet who had gotten loose during the night. With a wave goodbye from the neighbor, the driver continued his route, muttering under his breath that maybe banks really do attract mischievous canines after all.

3. One day after closing, an employee heard strange noises coming from inside Fifth Third Bank. Curious, they peeked through the window and saw… nothing. The lights were off, the doors locked tight. Curious, they called out softly, ‘Hello? Is anyone there?’ Suddenly, a voice replied from behind them: ‘I’m here, but I can’t come out—my card’s stuck in the ATM!’ Turns out, it was just a frustrated customer trying to withdraw money after hours.

4. One night, as employees were leaving Fifth Third Bank, someone scrawled on the glass door: ‘Next customer gets free lifetime savings!’ The next morning, everyone came back. Everyone rushed inside, thinking they’d missed their chance. But when the manager unlocked the doors, he found that the sign was just a reflection from a nearby neon sign advertising ‘Free Life Membership!’ A delivery driver joked, ‘Guess I’ll be stopping here every day for lunch now.’