College Hill Station Cincinnati Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular noticed something peculiar on the post office counter—a small package wrapped in brown paper with no return address or sender’s name. Curious, he picked it up and saw that it was addressed simply to ‘The Friendliest Person Here.’ He opened it carefully, expecting maybe some candy or note. Inside was just a piece of paper saying, 'You’re doing great!' The regular smiled, put everything back neatly, and went on his way—feeling friendlier than ever before.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the post office and asked curiously: ‘Why is there always a stack of unopened letters addressed to “The President of the United States”?’ A senior worker leaned over with a twinkle in his eye and whispered, 'Oh, those are from our neighbor across the street. He’s been writing letters to every president since he was a kid.' Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe some things never change—just like the mailman delivering dreams.

3. One afternoon, while the post office was unusually quiet, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve received a special shipment of penguins today. They’re in Room B.’ A delivery driver looked confused and asked, 'Penguins? What penguins?' A regular customer chimed in, 'Oh, don’t worry, they’re just for the annual Christmas display.' Everyone relaxed, but then someone whispered, 'Wait, where’s Room B?' The postmaster smiled, 'It’s in the break room, next to the coffee machine!'

4. One autumn morning, a little girl waited impatiently outside the post office. Suddenly, she pointed excitedly at the mailboxes and whispered to her mother, 'Look, Mom, they’re talking!' Her mom smiled and shook her head, but soon joined in whispering, ‘They are not talking, honey. They just move letters around.’ Just then, an old delivery driver walked past with a big smile on his face, nodding knowingly at them both. The little girl giggled, realizing it was just another day at College Hill Station Cincinnati Post Office.