About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning fog of downtown Cincinnati, a delivery driver pulled up to Cincinnatus Insurance LLC with something unusual in hand—a live parrot. The bird squawked and flapped its wings as he rushed inside, prompting curious glances from both employees and neighbors. As it turned out, the parrot was part of a promotional stunt for a local pet store opening nearby. It chirped greetings to everyone until one employee finally managed to calm him down with some seeds. By midday, the feathered ambassador had become a minor celebrity among office workers, who named him ‘Lucky’—and Cincinnatus Insurance never looked back, adding another quirky story to their already colorful history.
2. In the dim light of Cincinnatus Insurance’s lobby, an anxious delivery driver watched as a small dog approached the reception desk. The animal sniffed curiously around the counter and then suddenly sat down, staring intently at an old leather chair. Suddenly, the old leather chair shifted slightly under the dog's gaze, as if it were about to speak. Startled, everyone in the room burst out laughing—including the chair itself, which was just a reflection in a nearby mirror. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and muttered, 'I’ll never doubt my eyes again.'
3. In the quiet afternoon of a typical Tuesday, a young boy walked into Cincinnatus Insurance's lobby with a curious expression on his face. Pointing towards the ceiling, he whispered, 'Mom, look—there’s a bird flying around!' The receptionist smiled and said, ‘Oh, hello there! That’s our new office mascot—a lucky finch named Homer.’ The boy giggled, and as he left, his mom whispered to him, ‘See you later, sweetie—and don’t forget to wave goodbye to Homer!’
4. In the late hours of a stormy night, an insurance adjuster sat alone in Cincinnatus Insurance’s empty office. Suddenly, the lights flickered, and a deep voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Your claim is settled—you owe us nothing.’ The adjuster smiled, thinking it was just the wind playing tricks. Then his phone buzzed: 'Claim denied—pay up!' Turning around, he saw a smiling delivery driver holding a pizza box. 'You owe us for the late-night snack,' she said with a wink.