CIFCU

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the teller at CIFCU: ‘Why does your ATM always spit out one dollar bills?’ The teller smiled and whispered, 'Because our CEO likes to keep things simple—you know, just in case he needs emergency cash!' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking maybe everyone had their own little secrets.

2. While waiting in line at CIFCU one day, a neighbor asked the teller, 'Do you ever wonder why there's always exactly one penny missing from every jar of coins people bring in?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Why, yes, I’ve often wondered.’ Then, turning to our neighbor, she added with a twinkle in her eye, ‘But don’t worry—we just keep that penny for ourselves as a little bonus!’ The neighbor laughed heartily, shaking his head in mock disbelief.

3. While standing in line at CIFCU one afternoon, a regular noticed something peculiar coming from the ceiling above the tellers' desks—a soft humming sound like an old record player being played too fast. Curious, the man tilted his head and whispered to the delivery driver next to him, ‘Do you hear that?’ The driver nodded, grinning. Soon, everyone in line was listening intently. Finally, an elderly lady behind them said, ‘Oh, don’t mind it—just the air conditioning trying to impress us.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another day at CIFCU.

4. While waiting for his turn at CIFCU, a customer overheard an unusual conversation between two tellers. "Did you hear?", one whispered, "Our new software update seems to be granting random loans to customers who mention penguins!"} Curious, another customer—a delivery driver—asked if he could try mentioning penguins too. The next day, everyone in town was talking about their unexpected loans, and soon enough, even the local grocer got a massive loan to stock up on exotic fruits ‘for his penguin friends.’ By lunchtime, the manager had turned off the penguin feature, but the story lived on as a quirky legend of CIFCU.