Walmart Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most Walmarts are still quiet, a delivery driver noticed something unusual in the pharmacy aisle—a box of band-aids arranged not by size or color but in alphabetical order by brand name. Curious, he checked another shelf and found that all first aid products were meticulously sorted—from aspirin to zinc ointment. A regular customer later joked that maybe the pharmacist was an alphabetizing ninja in disguise.

2. At closing time, an exhausted pharmacist heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! Your prescription for eternal youth is ready!’ Curious, the pharmacist rushed to grab the mysterious vial and popped it open. Instantly, every customer in line started glowing with a soft golden light. Realizing what had happened, the pharmacist announced: 'Alright everyone, you’re all now immortal—except for that expired milk in your fridge!'

3. At midnight, when the pharmacy was almost empty, a sleepy pharmacist heard a voice whispering from behind the counter: 'Fill my prescription for three bottles of everything.' The pharmacist, half-asleep, reached under the counter and pulled out an old bottle of vitamins. He filled it with random pills until he had three identical containers. Just as he finished, another voice chimed in: ‘Hey, that’s my insulin!’ The first voice giggled softly: ‘Next time specify, buddy.’

4. At midnight, when most pharmacies were already closed, a delivery driver pulled up to the Walmart Pharmacy and saw something odd: the neon sign was blinking in a pattern he recognized from old horror movies. Curious, he approached the door, which opened with a soft click. Inside, everything seemed normal—until he noticed the smiling face of an elderly pharmacist who greeted him with, ‘Welcome to our late-night specials!’ Turning around, the delivery driver found himself facing a crowd of neighbors holding flashlights and laughing, having arranged this prank for his birthday.