U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman arrived at U.S. Bank early as usual. As he approached the counter, the teller announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, our ATM has just informed us that it’s out of cash!' The old man looked up from his newspaper and calmly replied, ‘No worries, I always carry enough cash for emergencies.’ The teller smiled and said, ‘Thank goodness for that!’ Later, a delivery driver walked in, complaining bitterly about the empty ATM. The old man chuckled and whispered to him, ‘Son, maybe you should try banking online next time.’

2. One day, while a young teller was processing transactions, she noticed something odd on the security camera feed. A middle-aged man in a suit kept walking into the bank’s lobby, but never approached any tellers or customers. Instead, he would stand motionless for several minutes before leaving without taking anything. The next day, the same thing happened, and then again the following day. Finally, one curious employee asked him why he visited so often. With a smile, he replied, ‘I’m just practicing my statue pose for the upcoming bank sculpture contest.’ Finally, after weeks of silent visits, the man revealed that he wasn’t entering a contest at all—he was an aspiring mime trying out different poses for his street performances! Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d been fooled by someone who wanted nothing more than to entertain them with his art.

3. A curious delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank one afternoon, carrying a large crate marked ‘Top Secret’. Curiosity got the better of him, and he decided to sneak inside before unloading it. Inside, the crate contained nothing but boxes of old pens and pencils. The security guard laughed heartily when he opened it, saying, 'Welcome to our new office supply stash!' The delivery driver shrugged and went home, proud of his little prank.

4. One foggy morning, a worried voice crackled over U.S. Bank’s intercom: ‘Attention customers—we’ve just received word that our ATM is now dispensing free coffee!’ Within minutes, the entire neighborhood flocked to the bank, not for cash but for their daily caffeine fix. A delivery driver even stopped by to deposit his package and grab a cup on the way out. By noon, the line stretched around the block—and the bank realized they had an unexpected moneymaker: a free coffee ATM. The next day, the sign changed: 'Sorry, no more free coffee.' But everyone knew it was worth waiting in line anyway.