U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most banks are quiet and empty, a delivery driver arrived at U.S. Bank with an unusual package. The security guard noticed something peculiar about its wrapping. Curious, he peeked inside—and found nothing but a bag of donuts. Turns out, it was just another prank from a neighborhood kid who loved playing tricks on unsuspecting guards. From then on, every morning at sunrise, you could see the security guard smilingly greeting his new friend—the friendly delivery driver with the sugary packages.

2. One morning, as a delivery driver approached U.S. Bank’s front door, he heard an old lady yelling from across the street: ‘Hey, you forgot your smile today!’ The delivery driver turned around and saw no one but smiled anyway, thinking it was just his imagination. Suddenly, an elderly gentleman walking by nodded with a warm smile and said, 'Morning, son! Looks like someone's having a good day!' The driver realized then that maybe kindness really is contagious.

3. At lunchtime, when employees were settling in for their afternoon tasks, someone began hearing strange noises coming from inside U.S. Bank's vault. The sounds grew louder and more distinct—a faint jingle-jangle of coins? Or was it just an old safe clicking open? Everyone stopped what they were doing to listen. Finally, a janitor named Mr. Johnson couldn’t take it anymore and said, ‘I’ve had enough!’ He opened the vault door… revealing rows upon rows of neatly stacked coffee cups and sandwiches left over from morning meetings. The end.

4. At closing time, when security guards were locking up, a janitor found something peculiar on the loading dock: a small box wrapped in brown paper with ‘U.S. Bank’ scribbled on it. Curious, he opened it and found inside an old envelope filled with crumpled dollar bills—exactly enough for a decent lunch. Turned out someone had accidentally left their lunch money here every day for weeks. The janitor kept it secret, buying himself occasional treats from now on. A regular became his friend, saying, ‘Guess U.S. Bank really does look after its own.’