U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver approached the U.S. Bank and muttered under his breath, ‘This ATM always eats my card!’ Just then, an old lady from next door walked up and said, 'Honey, I’ve seen you here every day. Let me help.' She inserted her own card into the machine and pulled out two cards—his and hers. The delivery driver looked embarrassed but relieved as he took back his card with a smile.

2. A little girl walked into her dad’s bank one day and asked, ‘Dad, why does that ATM keep saying “Processing… please wait” even when no one is using it?’ Her dad smiled and whispered back, ‘Honey, that’s because it’s thinking about its next vacation.’ The little girl nodded wisely, satisfied with his answer.

3. Why does this old lady always come here every Tuesday morning? She whispers something to the teller, who nods knowingly and disappears into the back room for a while. One Tuesday, an impatient customer blurts out: 'Excuse me, but why is she always here so early?' The teller smiles mysteriously and replies, 'Oh, she's just checking if our vault is haunted.' Everyone bursts into laughter—except her, of course.

4. A young boy followed his grandfather into the bank one afternoon. As they waited in line, he noticed an elderly gentleman whispering into his handkerchief. The boy nudged his grandpa and whispered back, 'Grandpa, what's that man doing?' Grandpa leaned close and whispered with a twinkle in his eye, ‘He’s leaving a note for himself.’ They both laughed as the old gentleman finally pulled out a folded piece of paper from his pocket. When the teller asked what he wanted, he casually replied, “Just checking my balance, dear.’