U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a U.S. Bank teller announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM now dispenses coffee along with cash.’ A regular stopped by later that day, withdrawing exactly $4.95—just enough for one cup. Later that week, a delivery driver came in, asking for $19.80—perfectly calculated for two cups of coffee. The teller smiled and said, 'Sir, you’re becoming quite the regular!' To which he replied, 'I’m just trying to stay caffeinated while waiting for my check.' As word spread, neighbors started dropping by daily, each withdrawing precisely what they needed for their morning fix.

2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to the US Bank drive-thru. The sign above him read: ‘ATM OPEN 24/7 – DEPOSITS CLOSED FOR THE NIGHT.’ Just as he was about to leave, a sleepy voice came over the speaker: 'Sir, you forgot your deposit slip.' Embarrassed, the driver turned around and saw a kindly old lady waving from inside. She smiled warmly and added, 'Don’t worry, I’ll hold it for you until morning!'

3. One day, a customer walked into the U.S. Bank branch and asked the teller, 'Do you have any special offers for people who are really, really rich?' The teller replied, 'Not that I know of.' A few minutes later, an ordinary guy from next door walks in and asks, ‘Hey, do you have anything for someone who’s just trying to pay their bills?’ The teller smiles and says, ‘Absolutely! That’s our specialty.’

4. A regular was counting his change as he approached the ATM late at night. Suddenly, the machine started whispering his savings balance in a deep, mysterious voice. The man stared, perplexed, until he realized it was just the ATM’s speaker malfunctioning. With a laugh, he decided to withdraw some cash anyway and found that the machine had given him an extra hundred dollars. Turns out, the mysterious voice wasn’t whispering his balance—it was whispering for him.