U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl walked into her dad’s U.S. Bank branch and pointed excitedly at something on the floor. ‘Daddy,’ she said, ‘look what I found!’ Her father bent down to see—a quarter, glowing softly in the sunlight streaming through the window. The bank manager picked up the coin, rubbed it thoughtfully, then looked up with a twinkle in his eye. 'Well, little miss,' he said, 'looks like someone left their lucky charm here!' From that day on, whenever anyone found money in the bank, they knew exactly whose it was—even if no one ever claimed it.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the counter of his local U.S. Bank and asked the teller with a straight face: ‘Excuse me, ma’am, how much does it cost to deposit a dragon?’ The teller looked puzzled for a moment before replying, 'Sir, I’ve never heard of such a thing.' The old man smiled and said, 'Well, it’s not every day that you get a dragon, you know?' A delivery driver overhearing them laughed out loud and remarked, 'Next time maybe he’ll bring in a unicorn!'

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the U.S. Bank entrance with a confused look on his face. ‘Excuse me,’ he asked the guard, ‘is it normal for the vault door to be made of chocolate?’ The guard scratched his head and replied, 'Well, no, sir. That’s definitely not right.' They both looked puzzled until they heard a distant humming sound coming from inside. Turns out, one of the tellers had left her chocolate bar open next to the vault door—and everyone had a good laugh about it.

4. A young boy entered his family's neighborhood U.S. Bank one Sunday morning, clearly agitated. ‘Dad,’ he whispered, pointing toward the ceiling, ‘why is there a bird flying around up there?’ The teller looked up and smiled, saying, 'Oh, that's just Mr. Crow, our feathered friend. He likes to perch on top of our vault.' The little boy nodded, relieved, and then asked, 'So, can I come back here anytime?' 'Absolutely,' she replied with a laugh. 'We’re open seven days a week!'