U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and approached the entrance, only to catch a whiff of something sweet yet oddly metallic filling the air around him. As he peered through the glass door, he saw nothing unusual—just rows of silent desks and computers. Suddenly, a friendly voice behind him said, 'Morning! Coffee machine’s on again!' Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with Mr. Johnson, the bank janitor, who grinned and added, 'Just ignore that hum—it's probably just my new electric toothbrush.'

2. One autumn afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, a curious neighbor asked, ‘Do you think they’re planning a surprise grand opening?’ As the delivery guy opened the package, out popped a small, furry creature that started chasing its tail and making everyone laugh. Turns out it was just a prank from an intern, but ever since then, whenever someone mentions U.S. Bank, people remember the day the bank almost got its own pet.

3. One moonlit night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with a mysterious package. As he approached the entrance, he heard soft laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw an old lady dancing gracefully around the counter. She was humming an unfamiliar tune while counting money into her purse. Startled, she turned and smiled warmly, saying, 'Good evening, young man! Just helping myself to some extra spending cash.' The delivery driver walked away laughing, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll deliver packages to grandma!’

4. One winter's eve, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with a suspicious package under his arm. As he approached the door, a security guard asked him for identification. The driver fumbled in his pocket, then calmly replied, 'I’m here to deliver some snowballs.' The guard raised an eyebrow but waved him through. Inside, everyone looked out the window as the driver threw what appeared to be snowballs into the lobby. They were marshmallows! It turned out that a neighbor had sent them as a holiday treat. Ever since then, on cold days, people say they hear someone whispering, ‘It’s snowballing!’