State Farm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached State Farm's office, he heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—if you see a talking squirrel wearing a tie, please do not feed it or attempt to pet it.’ Curious, the delivery driver looked around but saw no squirrels. Later that day, while walking home, he noticed a small furry creature scurrying across his path, wearing a smart-looking tie. Startled, he exclaimed, 'Hey, little guy! Are you lost?' The squirrel turned and replied, 'No, I'm just here for my nine-to-five.' And with that, they both laughed—a brief moment of shared amusement in the city.

2. One day, while a delivery driver was approaching State Farm’s office, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your policy just renewed itself! No signatures required.’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw no one smiling or waving. Curious, he walked inside and found everyone cheerfully typing away on their computers. When asked what happened, his colleague shrugged and said, 'Don’t worry, it happens every Tuesday.'

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to State Farm’s parking lot and noticed something peculiar on one of the empty spots. A small, dusty box sat there, labeled simply ‘Free Insurance Policy.’ Curious, he picked it up—and found himself laughing when he read the fine print inside: ‘Claim your policy within 30 minutes or it expires!’ The delivery driver quickly ran into the office, yelling, 'Guys, I just got you a free insurance policy!' Everyone laughed as they rushed outside—only to realize the box had vanished like magic. The neighbor who always parked in that spot later confessed, smiling, 'I thought it was junk too, so I took it home.'

4. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up to State Farm’s parking lot and noticed something odd. The building seemed to be swaying ever so slightly—like it might tip over any minute. Curious, he got out of his truck and approached the entrance. As soon as he touched the door handle, the building stopped moving altogether. Turned out, it was just an old-fashioned fan inside, trying to keep things cool on a hot summer night. A regular waved him off with a smile: ‘Thanks for checking, mate. Thought it needed some attention.’