About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At State Farm, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Jones approached the counter one morning and asked for advice. ‘Agent,’ he said, ‘how can I ensure my car is always insured against acts of God?’ The agent smiled and replied, ‘Sir, that’s our specialty!’ The agent thought for a moment, then suggested, ‘Well, sir, you could install a lightning rod on your car.’ Mr. Jones nodded wisely and said, ‘Excellent idea, young man! And how much does it cost?’ The agent looked puzzled but replied, ‘It depends, sir—what kind of weather do you drive in most often?’
2. At State Farm, a young boy walked into the lobby and pointed excitedly at something on the wall. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, ‘why does that clock run backwards?’ His mother smiled gently and replied, ‘That’s not a normal clock, honey—it’s an old antique.’ The boy tilted his head curiously, then turned back to her with a mischievous grin. ‘So Mom,’ he asked, ‘can we get one of those for home?’
3. At State Farm, on a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the front desk with a package so large it looked like a small tree. The agent raised an eyebrow as he took it in. ‘What’s inside?’ asked the curious agent. ‘Just some papers,’ replied the driver, grinning sheepishly. Turns out, it was just a giant roll of insurance forms. Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, State Farm became known for its extra-large paperwork.’
4. At State Farm, a delivery driver pulled up to the front door with a large box marked ‘Top Secret’. The agent behind the desk raised an eyebrow but said nothing as he signed for it. A few days later, a neighbor popped in and asked if anyone had seen his new bike. Turns out, it was delivered via that mysterious package. Everyone laughed when they realized State Farm had insured both the bike and its owner’s good humor.