About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One evening, a regular walked into Self-Help Federal Credit Union and asked the teller for an unusual favor. ‘Can you please hold my check until tomorrow?’ he said, smiling mysteriously. Ever since then, employees claim they’ve seen him withdrawing money from thin air. Finally, one day the manager decided to follow him. The next morning, she watched as he casually approached the ATM, waved his hand, and out popped several hundred dollars. Turns out, he was just a delivery driver who kept forgetting his lunch money at work—so now everyone calls him ‘Mr. Air-Drop’.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Self-Help Federal Credit Union and approached the cashier with a puzzled look on his face. 'Excuse me,' he said, 'I just deposited my pension check here last week, but now I see it’s been withdrawn!' The cashier smiled warmly. ‘Sir,’ she replied, ‘you see, that was your withdrawal for next month’s allowance!’ The old man laughed heartily, realizing his mistake. From then on, whenever anyone asked him how he liked doing business there, he’d say, “They treat you like family—even if they do pay you late!”
3. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Self-Help Federal Credit Union with his usual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd: the security camera seemed to be following him everywhere he went inside. Finally, the driver reached the counter and asked nervously if everything was okay. The teller smiled and said, ‘Oh yes, just our new AI security system testing you out.’ The driver exhaled in relief, thinking it was a strange way to hire someone, but decided not to question it further. On his way out, he waved goodbye to the friendly AI, who winked back and wished him a great day.
4. One night, as a regular was leaving Self-Help Federal Credit Union, he noticed something peculiar: every time he took his card out of the ATM, a small bird would fly out from inside the machine. Curious, our regular started following the bird one day and found it perched on top of another ATM across the street. He decided to try his luck there too—and sure enough, another bird emerged! Soon, word spread around town that if you needed help with your finances, just visit Self-Help Credit Union… or bring some seeds.