Outpatient Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an out-of-town delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Pharmacy's loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something strange: every fifth box seemed to contain not medicine but tiny packets of… marshmallows? Curious, he opened a packet and found it was filled with miniature marshmallows, perfect for hot chocolate. Smiling, he decided to keep them as a surprise for his kids. The next morning, when he mentioned it to his neighbor, she laughed and said, ‘Oh, that’s our pharmacist’s way of saying “thank you”!’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Pharmacy’s loading dock with a frown on his face. ‘Why is it always so quiet here?’ he muttered, glancing around the deserted street. Just then, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled out from behind the building and waved cheerfully. 'Good evening!' she called. The delivery guy jumped, nearly dropping his package. Turns out, the pharmacy had been there all along—just hidden from view. He laughed, realizing his mistake, and helped her into the store for some medicine. 'Guess I should’ve checked before assuming,' he grinned.}

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Pharmacy’s loading dock with a mysterious package. As he stepped inside, he noticed an old man standing in line, muttering something about ‘medicine for a broken heart.’ The delivery driver smiled and nodded knowingly. He’d heard similar stories before—maybe it was just another regular needing some special medicine. After all, who knows what really goes on behind those pharmacy doors? The next morning, everyone in town laughed when they saw the label on the delivered package: ‘For a Broken Heart—Ingredients: Love & Understanding.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Pharmacy’s loading dock. The fluorescent lights flickered ominously as he approached the door. Over the intercom, a scratchy voice announced: ‘Attention all employees—your prescription for tonight is… insomnia.’ The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, thinking it was some kind of prank. But when he opened the first box, he found nothing but empty bottles and packets of sugar. Turning around, he saw a familiar face smiling from behind the counter: 'Aren't you forgetting something?' said a regular customer with a twinkle in his eye.