Mutual Federal Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Mutual Federal Bank's loading dock, he noticed something peculiar—a soft humming sound like distant bees buzzing in the air. Curious, he followed the sound inside and found an old safe door slightly ajar. Peering through, he saw rows of tiny neon-green LEDs dancing in time with the hum. Turns out, it was just the bank’s new security system, designed to look like a swarm of glowing bees. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—except for the delivery guy who got chewed out for trying to open the safe with his keys.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Mutual Federal Bank’s loading dock, he noticed something odd—a small dog was barking frantically inside the bank’s lobby. Curious and concerned, the driver peeked through the window and saw a tiny terrier standing on a chair, its little paws flailing wildly in front of the teller’s counter. ‘Excuse me,’ said the befuddled canine, wagging its tail nervously, ‘I seem to have mistaken this place for a toy bank!’

3. Early in the morning, when most banks were still quiet, an elderly gentleman approached Mutual Federal Bank's front door. He fumbled with his keys, muttering something about 'the old safe deposit box trick.' Finally managing to open the door, he stumbled inside and exclaimed, ‘I’m late again!’ Turns out it was just the night watchman coming in for his shift. The old man sheepishly explained that he’d been trying to retrieve his lucky coin from the same box since retirement. Everyone had a good laugh, including the delivery driver who thought it was part of some elaborate prank.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Mutual Federal Bank’s loading dock, he heard a voice from behind him: ‘Excuse me, sir, but could you tell me how much money is inside?’ The delivery driver turned around and saw an old gentleman wearing a tweed suit. 'Well,' he replied with a smile, 'I can’t tell you that, sir.' The man nodded understandingly and said, 'Thank you anyway, young man!' Then he walked away, whistling a merry tune. The next day, everyone in town knew the story—except for how much money was actually inside.