Lincoln Auto Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman arrived for his routine visit. Over the intercom came a strange voice: ‘Your policy has been adjusted—now covers flying cars!’ The old man scratched his head and asked, 'What? I drive a Ford Focus!' The agent laughed and said, 'No worries, sir. Your policy now also covers flying bikes.' The next day, our regular arrived on his bicycle.

2. A young delivery driver pulled up to Lincoln Auto Insurance one rainy afternoon. ‘Why is your sign blinking?’ he asked the receptionist, pointing at the oddly pulsing neon light above the door. The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Oh, that’s just our new security feature. It flashes when it’s time for a coffee break.' The delivery driver nodded, thinking it was pretty clever, but then noticed everyone else in the office had their feet propped up on desks, eyes closed. 'Guess I missed the memo,' he said with a laugh.

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Lincoln Auto Insurance on a foggy morning. He noticed a sign in the window reading: ‘If you’re not here for an accident, please leave immediately.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, 'Whoever’s inside must be having a slow morning!' Just then, his phone buzzed with a message from a neighbor asking if he could pick up some groceries. With a smile, he left the package outside the door and walked away, muttering, 'Next time, I’ll bring my own carton of eggs.'

4. One stormy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lincoln Auto Insurance. The office was dark except for a single light blinking ominously from inside. As he approached the door, over the intercom came a voice: 'Attention all drivers—your rates are about to skyrocket!' The delivery driver froze for a moment, then calmly replied, ‘Hey, I’m just here for my package!’ There was a pause on the other end, followed by a deep sigh and a cheerful, ‘Alright, no worries! Your rate’s still fine.’ As he left, he heard the intercom crackle again: ‘Next customer… your deductible is about to skyrocket!’