Lerman, Boudart & Associates, LLP

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Lerman, Boudart & Associates, he noticed an odd message scrawled on the door: ‘Audits today are like taxes tomorrow—better get them done early!’ Curious, he entered only to discover that everyone had suddenly started singing accounting jingles while doing their work. As he joined in, someone started tapping out a rhythm on the cash register, and before long, clients were arriving with smiles and jokes instead of complaints. By lunchtime, the office was humming like a well-oiled calculator—and everyone agreed it was the best audit day ever.

2. After hours of work, a delivery driver left a box on the reception desk at Lerman, Boudart & Associates. The next day, another package appeared—this one wrapped in old newspaper and addressed to no one in particular. Curiosity piqued, employees began finding similar packages daily. Finally, someone opened a package that was clearly from an unknown sender—a pair of mismatched socks with a note reading: ‘Happy Tax Season!’ Since then, whenever there's a mystery package, everyone jokes it’s from their anonymous accounting fairy.

3. One night, after hours of work, a delivery driver left a box on the reception desk and hurriedly scribbled a note: ‘Dear Accountants, I hope you can figure out how to open this.’ Curious, one of the accountants carefully unwrapped the package. Inside was an old wooden chest with intricate carvings and no visible lock. They spent the next hour trying various methods—from arithmetic formulas to alphabetical sequences—but nothing worked. Finally, an exhausted but determined colleague suggested, 'Maybe it’s just child’s play?' And indeed, beneath the elaborate design was a simple push-button mechanism.

4. At dawn, when most offices were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lerman, Boudart & Associates. The street was empty except for a lone cat that seemed unusually interested in the building's entrance. The driver knocked gently on the door, but no one answered. Curious, he glanced inside and saw an old filing cabinet slowly sliding across the floor towards him. Startled, he jumped back just as the cat leaped onto his shoulders, meowing triumphantly. Turns out, it was just an overly enthusiastic feline trying to help with some late-night audit. A neighbor later joked, ‘That cat must’ve thought they were hiring!’