Jesse Brown VA Outpaitiant Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Jesse Brown VA Outpatient Pharmacy and asked, ‘Why does it smell like cookies around here?’ The pharmacist smiled and said, 'Oh, that's our secret recipe for stress relief!' Turns out, every morning they bake fresh chocolate chip cookies for the staff—and soon enough, everyone in the neighborhood started stopping by for a treat.'

2. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Jesse Brown VA Outpatient Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you have any special pills for insomnia?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘We’ve got something for everything here—just tell us your symptoms!’ The pharmacist thought for a moment and then said, 'Well, we've got these new experimental ones that make you dream about winning the lottery!' The delivery driver nodded enthusiastically, until he realized with horror that his wife had been nagging him about buying her tickets. The next morning, a regular saw the delivery driver leaving the pharmacy with a big smile on his face—and a suspicious bulge in his pocket.

3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Jesse Brown VA Outpatient Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist with a straight face: ‘Do you have any of that special “veteran-only” cough syrup?’ The pharmacist raised an eyebrow but replied calmly, ‘We don’t carry any such thing.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘Oh well, guess I’ll just keep driving,’ before adding with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Thanks for clearing that up!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Jesse Brown VA Outpatient Pharmacy. The neon sign flickered ominously as he approached the counter. ‘Attention,’ came a voice over the intercom, ‘we’re out of Band-Aids… but we found something better.’ The delivery driver looked curiously at the counter. A small old lady smiled and said, 'We found some special Band-Aids—guaranteed to make any wound feel like a mosquito bite!' The driver laughed and left with his package, wondering if maybe he’d been had—but feeling strangely comforted.