Huntington Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck near Huntington Bank and noticed an old man whispering something into his pocket watch. ‘What time is it?’ he asked himself, then looked up with a puzzled expression. The driver shook his head and thought aloud: ‘Bank’s not even open yet.’ Just as the old man pulled out a strange-looking keychain, the sun began peeking over the horizon, casting golden rays on everything. The delivery driver grinned, thinking maybe the old guy was just an early riser with some quirky habits. As they both watched, the bank doors slowly opened—right on time for business hours. Turns out, the old man wasn’t late for work; he was simply early for breakfast.

2. One day, while waiting for his check, a customer asked the teller: ‘Why does it take so long to count just one dollar?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Sir, each bill has its own story—some are late for work, others missed their bus.' A moment later, an old man from next door walked in, handed over his deposit slip, and said, 'I always come here because they never rush you out!' Everyone laughed as the teller counted the bills with care.

3. One afternoon, a neighbor stopped by the Huntington Bank branch and asked the receptionist: 'Do you keep kangaroos in your vault?' The receptionist looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘No, sir,’ she replied with a smile, ‘we only keep money here.’ The neighbor nodded thoughtfully before asking, ‘Then why is there always such a jump in my account balance whenever I come in?’

4. Early one autumn morning, as leaves were falling gently around Huntington Bank, a delivery driver pulled up in his truck. He noticed something peculiar—all the bank’s clocks seemed to be running backwards. Curious, he stepped inside and asked an employee what was going on. The teller smiled and said, ‘Oh, that’s just our new time machine for customers who are always in a hurry.’ The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was some clever prank. As he left, a neighbor waved and commented, “Hey, did you see the time on those clocks? It’s like they’re playing catch-up!” The end.