Hankewych & Associates Accounting & Tax

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something unusual on the office parking lot—a mysterious envelope taped to one of the windows. Curious, he picked it up and found inside an old receipt from Hankewych & Associates' coffee shop visit, dated years ago. The delivery driver smiled, realizing that someone must be playing a prank. He took the receipt to the office manager, who burst out laughing when she saw the signature: 'Paid in full—A Regular'. The whole building had a good laugh that day, reminding everyone that even accountants know how to have fun.

2. One day, an accountant noticed something peculiar in the office kitchen: a strange envelope taped to the coffee machine. Curious, he opened it and found a note reading, ‘Take one less receipt today.’ Smiling, our accountant decided to follow the mysterious advice. Later that day, while reviewing expenses with his colleague, she joked, 'Did you take one less receipt?' He replied, 'No, but I took one more cup of coffee!' And so, Hankewych & Associates continued their work, occasionally following odd instructions left around the office—all for a good laugh.

3. After hours of quiet work, a young accountant heard a giggle coming from the empty hallway. Curious, she followed the sound and found herself face-to-face with a tiny ghostly figure, pointing excitedly at her computer screen. The ghost whispered, ‘Your spreadsheet is dancing!’ The young accountant blinked, then looked down at her screen—sure enough, her numbers were waltzing across the page. She laughed, shook her head, and went back to work, certain that coffee was the only explanation for such strange occurrences.

4. After hours of meticulous work, an accountant noticed something odd—why did the coffee machine keep whispering his client’s name? Curious, he approached the machine and asked softly, ‘What do you want, old friend?’ The coffee gurgled for a moment before spitting out a receipt with just one word printed on it: ‘Tax Deduction.’ Turns out, the machine was simply trying to help its owner claim another deduction. Everyone had a good laugh over that one.