Freeway Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers shuffled through Freeway Insurance, an odd announcement crackled over the loudspeaker: ‘If you see a unicorn outside today, don’t panic—it’s just our new mascot, and he only appears on Thursdays.’ A delivery driver pulled up curiously that Thursday, asking if anyone had seen the unicorn. A regular glanced out the window and replied, 'He just trotted off with my lucky penny!' The whole office burst into laughter, and from then on, whenever someone lost something, they’d joke, 'Did the unicorn take it?'

2. A little boy stood wide-eyed in line at Freeway Insurance, staring up at the ceiling where a strange shadow seemed to move. His mother whispered, ‘It’s just the air conditioning,’ but he wasn’t so sure. Finally, it was the old man behind the counter who smiled and said, 'That’s no shadow, sonny—just our friendly insurance ghost making sure everyone pays their premiums on time!' The boy giggled, his mom rolled her eyes, and they left, never realizing that the ghost had waved goodbye from above.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Freeway Insurance one afternoon, frowning at the long queue outside. As he approached the door, someone inside called out: 'Hey, you missed your turn!' The delivery driver looked puzzled for a moment, then burst into laughter. ‘I must’ve taken the wrong exit!’ He shook his head and said, ‘Guess I’ll try again later.’ As he left, someone behind him muttered, ‘At least he didn’t miss his turn INSIDE the building.’

4. One day at Freeway Insurance, a sign above the counter read: ‘If you lie on your application, expect traffic delays.’ Employees chuckled, but it wasn’t until a new customer nervously asked if he needed to declare his speeding ticket that things got really interesting. A delivery driver once showed up with a package marked ‘Top Secret’. When asked what it contained, he shrugged and said, ‘Insurance forms for Area 51!’ Everyone laughed so hard they almost missed lunchtime. The sign above their heads seemed to wink knowingly.