Fred Loya Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an unusual announcement came over Fred Loya Insurance’s intercom: ‘Attention, please. Your policy has been upgraded to include protection against misplaced umbrellas.’ A delivery driver stopped by later that day with a mysterious package marked simply: ‘For Mr. Loya’s umbrella.’ A few days passed without incident, but then one evening, Mr. Loya found his neighbor knocking on his door. The neighbor sheepishly admitted he’d accidentally taken Mr. Loya’s umbrella earlier in the week. With a twinkle in his eye, Mr. Loya smiled and said, 'No worries, it’s now covered under your policy!'

2. A regular customer of Fred Loya Insurance was settling down for another day of paperwork when he noticed something peculiar. Through the open window, he heard a voice calling from across the street: 'Hey, Mr. Loya! Can you believe it’s been exactly one year since that time your office saved my cat?' Mr. Loya smiled and walked outside, greeting his neighbor with a friendly wave. ‘Oh yeah,’ he said, scratching his head, ‘I remember now—you were complaining about your cat being lost last year.’ The neighbor laughed heartily. ‘That’s right!’ He replied. ‘And if not for your quick thinking and those fancy insurance documents, I’d probably still be searching for him.’ As they shook hands, a delivery driver passing by overheard their conversation and asked curiously, ‘So, did the insurance cover the cost of finding the cat?’ Everyone burst out laughing.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Fred Loya Insurance one afternoon and shouted, 'Hey, Mr. Loya! I just delivered your new sign!' The receptionist looked puzzled until she noticed the giant cardboard cutout of a smiling man waving from the front window. Mr. Loya rushed outside, beaming with pride as he posed for photos with his new sign. A few minutes later, a neighbor walked by and asked, ‘Is that you, Mr. Loya?’ With a sheepish smile, Fred replied, ‘Yep, it’s me!’ The neighbor nodded approvingly and said, ‘Great choice—you look much happier than before.’

4. A neighbor stopped by Fred Loya Insurance one evening with a peculiar request. 'Can you insure my new invisible car?' he asked with a twinkle in his eye. Fred scratched his head and replied, ‘I’ll take it under consideration.’ The next day, an envelope arrived with a standard policy form for an invisible vehicle. A few weeks later, a delivery driver came in, visibly flustered. ‘Hey, Mr. Loya,’ he said, ‘your policy doesn’t cover invisibility rays!’ Everyone had a good laugh.