Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Fifth Third Bank and approached the counter with a peculiar request. "Excuse me, young man," he said, "could you please tell me how much money I have in my account?" The teller checked the balance and replied cheerfully, 'You have exactly five dollars and thirty-three cents.' The old man nodded thoughtfully, then asked, ‘And what if I wanted to withdraw it all?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the teller responded, ‘Well sir, that would be precisely five dollars and thirty-three cents.’ They both laughed heartily as the gentleman collected his checkbook and left, whistling a merry tune.

2. One day, while waiting in line at Fifth Third Bank, a little girl pointed excitedly at the ceiling and whispered, ‘Mommy, look! It’s dancing!’ Everyone looked up, but saw nothing unusual. Soon enough, an old lady behind them leaned over and said gently, 'Honey, it's just the reflection of the chandelier.' The crowd relaxed with laughter, realizing it was simply another case of optical illusion. From then on, whenever someone mentioned the dancing lights at Fifth Third Bank, everyone smiled, knowing it was just part of the bank's unique charm.

3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver parked his truck near Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something odd—a faint humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of cash machines glowing softly, almost like they were dancing to an unheard melody. As he watched, one ATM bowed slightly, then another joined in a gentle sway. Before long, half the machines were performing a synchronized dance routine! The delivery driver burst out laughing, thinking it was some sort of secret celebration. When he told his neighbors over coffee later that day, they just shrugged and said, 'Oh yeah, that's normal for Fifth Third Bank.'

4. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank, unloaded his cargo, and noticed something odd on the ground. Curious, he bent down to inspect it. Upon closer look, he found an old, crumpled envelope with ‘Free Money’ scribbled across it. Excitedly, he opened it—only to discover a coupon for a free doughnut from the local bakery next door. The delivery driver laughed, thinking how fitting it was that the bank’s neighbor turned out to be a sweet treat dispensary.