Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and said to himself, 'I wonder if they take checks from Mars?' The guard looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘We don’t accept Martian checks here,’ he replied. The delivery driver scratched his head, grinned sheepishly, and walked away whistling. From that day on, whenever anyone asked him about his most memorable banking experience, he’d just smile and say, “It was either funny or I’m losing my mind.”

2. One day, after closing hours, a security guard noticed something odd. A small dog kept circling the empty lobby of Fifth Third Bank, as if following an invisible path. Curious, he followed the little fellow and found him sniffing around a corner near the ATM. Turns out, the dog was just chasing his tail—a regular office worker on his lunch break had left it there earlier. Everyone had a good laugh, including the poor canine who finally realized his mistake.

3. One afternoon, while waiting for her father inside Fifth Third Bank, little Emma spotted something strange on the ceiling. She pointed excitedly, but no one else seemed to notice. As she leaned closer, a delivery driver passing by asked if everything was okay. ‘See that?’ she whispered, pointing upwards. The man squinted and shook his head, muttering, ‘Emma, honey, I think you’re seeing things.’ Reluctantly, she looked back—and realized it was just an old painting of clouds someone had hung there years ago.’

4. One night, a neighbor was watering his garden when he heard strange noises coming from Fifth Third Bank's parking lot. Curious, he tiptoed closer and saw a security guard frantically waving at someone inside the bank. Turns out, it was just an overeager delivery driver who thought the alarm meant free snacks in the staff room. The neighbor chuckled as he walked away, muttering something about ‘another boring night’.