Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the Fifth Third Bank parking lot—a mysterious envelope taped to one of the ATM machines. The envelope was sealed with a note that read: ‘Open only if your day sucks.’ Inside was a free coffee voucher from a local café. Turns out, it was just a friendly gesture from a neighbor who wanted everyone to have a good start to their day.

2. One day, while customers were settling into their usual spots at the Fifth Third Bank, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a curious request. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, glancing around nervously, ‘could you please tell me what time it is?’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'It's exactly 3:15 PM.' The old man nodded thoughtfully, then whispered, 'Thank goodness! I was afraid I'd missed my bus!' As everyone burst out laughing, a delivery driver nearby overheard him and exclaimed, 'No wonder you're always so late—you're counting on public transport?'

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Fifth Third Bank and noticed an unusual package on the loading dock. Curious, he picked it up—it looked like a small wooden box with no label or markings. As he carried it inside, whispers began spreading among the employees that maybe, just maybe, someone had left behind the bank’s very first safe deposit box. Suddenly, everyone started giggling when they realized the ‘safe deposit box’ was actually a lunchbox from the cafeteria. The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Guess I’ll grab some sandwiches for myself!'

4. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to the Fifth Third Bank, he overheard an unusual conversation between two neighbors. "Did you hear?" asked one, "the teller just gave away a million dollars to the first customer today!" The other replied skeptically, 'Impossible!' But the first insisted, 'Swear to God, it happened right here. The delivery driver, curious now, decided to check inside. To his surprise, there was indeed a new sign on the door: ‘Today Only—Win One Million Dollars Just for Showing Up!’ He laughed out loud and thought, ‘Next time I’ll bring my lottery ticket.’