Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers lined up for their daily coffee fix, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Fifth Third Bank’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your accounts are now filled with exactly three hundred dollars.’ A confused hush fell over the bank until a regular whispered, ‘Finally, something for free around here!’ The delivery driver grinned and said, ‘Now I can finally pay off that parking ticket.’ A neighbor chimed in, ‘Three hundred bucks? Finally enough money for my morning pastry!’ And so, Fifth Third Bank became known not just for its services but also for its occasional unexpected windfalls.

2. In the early afternoon, a small boy walked into the Fifth Third Bank, staring wide-eyed at the ceiling. The tellers exchanged glances, wondering what had caught his attention. As he approached the counter, he pointed up and asked, 'Mommy, why is there a big bird flying around?' One of the tellers smiled and replied, 'That’s not a bird, little one. It’s our security camera watching over us.' With that, the boy nodded wisely and left, never realizing how embarrassed his mom felt.

3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver parked his truck near the Fifth Third Bank and noticed something odd in the loading bay—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, with no return address. The delivery driver carefully unwrapped it, revealing inside nothing but a stack of old newspapers and an envelope with a note scribbled on it: ‘Thanks for your patience today.’ Turns out, someone had accidentally left their recycling there. The end.

4. Late one evening, a security guard patrolling the empty lobby noticed something unusual—a stray cat had wandered in and was curiously sniffing around the cash counters. Just then, an elderly gentleman entered through the main door. Seeing the commotion, he asked if everything was alright. The guard explained what happened, and together they tried shooing the cat out. But every time they opened the exit doors, the cat would dart back inside, clearly enchanted by the mysterious world of money counters. Finally, someone suggested leaving a small treat outside—much to everyone’s surprise, it worked! The cat happily trotted off into the night, leaving behind a legend that Fifth Third Bank attracts feline visitors.