Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the Fifth Third Bank parking lot—a small, mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Nobody claimed it, and no one seemed to know its origin. As days passed, more employees started noticing the little package. A neighbor even brought cookies, thinking it was someone’s lost lunchbox. Finally, the manager opened it—inside were dozens of pens, a note reading: ‘Thanks for being so nice!’ Turns out, it was just an elaborate prank from a friendly delivery driver who wanted everyone to smile.

2. One day, a regular customer asked the teller, ‘Why does it always feel like someone’s watching me when I come here?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘That’s just Mr. Fifth, our friendly security camera.’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver rushed in, yelling, 'I saw him! He waved at me from that corner!' The teller laughed, shaking her head. 'No, that's not Mr. Fifth,' she said gently. 'That's just your imagination playing tricks on you.'

3. One afternoon, an employee found a strange note taped inside the Fifth Third Bank’s drive-thru window. It read: 'Your account is now overdrawn with laughter.' The next day, another customer pulled up and asked if they could make a deposit—of giggles. The teller smiled and said, ‘We accept that here, sir.’ From then on, whenever someone needed a little extra cheer in their life, they’d stop by Fifth Third Bank for a ‘deposit of laughter’.

4. One night, a security guard patrolling the Fifth Third Bank heard a faint humming coming from one of the empty offices. Curious, he approached and peered through the glass door, only to see a shadowy figure dancing with a calculator. The guard watched in amazement as the figure spun the calculator around like a baton, creating an eerie yet mesmerizing rhythm. Suddenly, the figure turned towards him, smiled warmly, and said, 'Just testing out my new dance moves!' Turned out it was just a regular office worker who brought his calculator for some late-night practice.