About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily coffee, an announcement crackled over Fifth Third Bank’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has acquired a new feature—cashback for good deeds.’ Soon enough, people started lining up not just for cash but also for opportunities to do good. A regular brought in his old bicycle for repair, a delivery driver donated extra boxes of pastries, and even a neighbor chipped in with some freshly baked cookies. By lunchtime, the entire bank lobby was filled with smiles and laughter, as everyone eagerly awaited their turn to help someone else—and get rewarded with free money.
2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a Fifth Third Bank teller noticed something peculiar: every time she opened the vault door, it emitted a soft tinkling sound like tiny bells. Curious but cautious, she reported it to her supervisor. Over the next few days, whenever anyone approached the vault, they heard those same little bells. It turned out to be nothing more than loose change—a regular had accidentally left his pocket in the safe deposit box. From then on, whenever someone mentioned the mysterious noise, everyone would smile and say, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Johnson’s lucky coins!’
3. In the middle of a routine Friday afternoon, a Fifth Third Bank branch received an unusual message over its intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Coffee please report to the customer service desk? Your espresso machine is waiting.’ A puzzled employee named Mr. Coffee eventually made his way to the front counter. The teller smiled and said, 'Mr. Coffee, your espresso machine has been here for weeks—we thought it was you!' The whole bank erupted in laughter as Mr. Coffee sheepishly picked up his coffee maker and left, promising never again to leave such valuable equipment behind.
4. At closing time, a small dog raced into the lobby, barking excitedly at the cash machines. No one had seen him before. The employees were puzzled but amused, until they noticed the little dog was leading them towards the safe in the manager’s office. Turns out, it was just a regular who forgot his lunch money there earlier that day.