Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a Fifth Third Bank teller noticed something peculiar. As she opened the vault door, a soft humming sound like distant bees filled the air. Curious, she followed the sound and found a tiny bee colony nestled in an old safe-deposit box. For weeks, local beekeepers debated whether to relocate the industrious little workers or keep them as the bank’s unofficial mascots. In the end, everyone agreed on one thing—never again would anyone forget how sweet it is to do business with Fifth Third Bank.

2. One day, a Fifth Third Bank branch received an unusual message over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Moneybags please come to the counter? We’re holding your wallet.’ A few moments later, an elderly gentleman approached the counter, wearing a tweed suit and carrying a cane. 'Is that you, Mr. Moneybags?' asked the teller with a smile. The old man looked confused but amused. 'I’m just George,' he replied, 'and I’ve never heard of such nonsense!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another friendly prank from the neighborhood.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver rushed into the Fifth Third Bank branch with a worried look on his face. ‘I’ve got a package here,’ he said breathlessly, ‘but it’s not just any package—it talks!’ The teller raised an eyebrow and asked curiously, 'Does it talk in English?' The delivery driver nodded nervously. Just then, everyone heard a tiny voice coming from inside the box: 'Hi, can I help you?' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just a talking toy bank. The delivery driver breathed a sigh of relief, and the day ended with a smile—even if it wasn’t quite what they expected.

4. One morning, a Fifth Third Bank customer exclaimed, ‘I just deposited a talking pig!’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Welcome to our branch—we see some strange things here.’ Later that day, a delivery driver walked in and said, ‘Hey, I’ve got a live chicken for deposit.’ The teller laughed and answered, ‘No problem, sir—just don’t forget to collect your eggs on the way out!’