About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver parked outside Fifth Third Bank and noticed an old man whispering into his empty coffee cup. ‘I told you she’d be here,’ he said with a smile. The delivery driver leaned in curiously. Just then, the old lady from across the street walked up, smiled warmly, and joined their little conversation. 'Morning, Mr. Jenkins,' she greeted cheerfully. The delivery guy shook his head, chuckled, and drove off, muttering, "Another day, another mystery at Fifth Third Bank."
2. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Fifth Third Bank and heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. As he approached the entrance, the noise grew louder—like a swarm of bees trapped in a vault. Curious, the driver cracked open the door—a warm glow spilled out, and there, dancing around the cash machines, were hundreds of tiny neon-green birds chirping away. Startled but amused, he called his friend, a neighborhood handyman, who explained it was just the bank’s new security system testing its ultrasonic deterrent for pigeons. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee the next day.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver stopped near Fifth Third Bank to grab some snacks from his truck. Among the bags of chips and boxes of cereal, he found an envelope addressed to ‘The Richest Customer.’ Curious, he opened it—only to discover a handwritten note reading, ‘Dear Mr. Millionaire, please deposit this check for $100,000 into your account.' Smiling widely, the delivery driver quickly drove to the nearest ATM, withdrew some cash, and pretended to be a millionaire while walking home. Later that evening, standing in front of his neighbor’s house, he waved cheerfully and yelled, ‘Hey, neighbor! Just deposited my first million!’ His neighbor just shook his head and muttered, ‘You’re always finding funny things, aren’t you?’
4. One autumn morning, a delivery driver dropped off packages near Fifth Third Bank and noticed something odd—all the clocks inside seemed to be set five minutes ahead. Curious, he mentioned it to his coworkers during lunch break. Soon enough, everyone in the neighborhood started noticing their own clocks were also running fast. It turned out that someone had accidentally programmed the bank’s clock tower to display the wrong time. By evening, the whole town gathered around Fifth Third Bank, laughing and adjusting their watches together. The incident became known as ‘The Great Time Fiasco of ’23’.