Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd—an old coin lying on the pavement. Curious, he picked it up and saw that it was an ancient Russian kopeck. Smiling, he thought, ‘What luck!’ Little did he know that inside the package was a live goldfish meant for a local pet store across town. The fish swam right out of its container and into the coin, making it look like a magical creature. When morning came, everyone in the neighborhood gathered around to watch the talking coin-spawned-fish giving financial advice. Turns out, it wasn’t so smart after all.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed a strange reflection in the glass—someone seemed to be standing inside, watching him. Curious, he knocked on the door, but no one answered. Peering through the window, he saw only empty desks and quiet offices. Suddenly, a voice whispered from behind him, ‘Hey, you forgot your flashlight.’ Turning around, he found his neighbor waving from outside. Relieved, he laughed and said, “Thanks for reminding me!” The neighbor smiled and replied, “No problem, I just wanted to make sure everything was okay.”

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an oversized box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the entrance, a security guard waved him in without question. As he opened it, out popped a tiny robot that started dancing around and singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to everyone inside. Turned out it was just a prank from a regular who wanted to brighten everyone’s evening. The next day, the whole town talked about the mysterious bank party.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an oversized box marked ‘CONFIDENTIAL’. As he fumbled for his keys, a nearby neighbor asked curiously, ‘What’s in that package?’ The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and whispered, 'Just some confidential documents.' The neighbor nodded knowingly, then added, 'You should really lock your door next time!' The driver laughed nervously, jumped into his truck, and drove off into the night.