About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked his colleague in the Fifth Third Bank parking lot: ‘Did you hear? The ATM talks back now.’ His friend looked puzzled and replied, ‘You’re kidding! Let’s go check it out.’ They approached the ATM, and sure enough, when they inserted a card, a friendly voice said, ‘Good morning! How may I assist you today?’ Everyone around started smiling, thinking it was some new promotional stunt. Turns out, it wasn’t an actual talking ATM but just a well-timed prank by a neighbor who loved practical jokes.
2. Late one night, a Fifth Third Bank security guard heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building's old safe. Curious but cautious, he approached the sound only to discover it was caused by a small, glowing fish tank. As he peered closer, the guard noticed that the fish were swimming in perfect formation, spelling out ‘Have a nice day!’ He chuckled and decided to leave them be, thinking they might be the bank’s own way of wishing customers good luck. From then on, whenever someone asked about the strange fish tank, the guard would wink and say, 'They’re our secret mascots.'
3. In the early hours of a Sunday morning, a delivery driver left his truck in the Fifth Third Bank parking lot and went inside for coffee. When he returned, he noticed something odd on the passenger seat—a small envelope with his name scribbled on it. Opening the envelope, he found a note reading: ‘Dear Delivery Driver, your shift starts earlier than you think—you’re fired!’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who’d seen him taking too many coffee breaks. The driver laughed it off, shook hands with his prankster, and walked back into the bank, now even more motivated to work harder.
4. A little girl pointed and giggled as her dad walked into the Fifth Third Bank branch, muttering something about ‘the dancing ATM.’ As Dad approached the ATM, it started swaying back and forth like a drunken dancer. Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the teller who had to hold onto her clipboard for balance. The little girl’s giggle turned into peals of laughter, and soon everyone was smiling—even the usually stoic security guard cracked a smile. By the time Dad finished his transaction, half the town knew about the dancing ATM.