Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while customers were lining up outside Fifth Third Bank, a small dog began barking furiously at an empty parking space across the street. No car was there, but every time someone approached that spot, the little pooch would growl and dash towards them. Finally, one old lady walked over and said gently, ‘Poor thing, maybe he’s guarding his new home.’ They all laughed, and soon realized the dog had adopted the empty lot next door as his own. From then on, whenever anyone saw him, they’d smile and say, “Looks like our little Fifth Third Bank security guard has found himself a place.”

2. One day, as customers waited in line at Fifth Third Bank, an unusual announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits of only lucky charms.’ Soon enough, a regular walked up to the teller and asked curiously, 'Is it true that I can deposit only lucky charms here?' The teller smiled and replied, 'No sir, it's just one of those quirky announcements.' As people laughed, the delivery driver joked, 'Next time I'll bring my lucky charm—maybe they'll finally believe I'm on time!' And everyone had a good laugh.

3. A little girl, holding her mom’s hand, pointed excitedly at Fifth Third Bank one afternoon. ‘Mommy,’ she said, ‘why does that sign keep changing colors?’ Her mother smiled and whispered, ‘It’s just a special light, honey.’ The girl nodded thoughtfully but then asked, ‘But why doesn’t it change color when we come here every day?’ A nearby delivery driver overheard and chuckled, ‘Maybe it’s trying to decide if you’re worth waiting for!’

4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank's loading dock and noticed something peculiar on the ground—a mysterious envelope addressed to ‘The Next Customer.’ Curious, he picked it up and opened the envelope to find a hundred-dollar bill inside. Smiling, he thought, 'What luck!' Little did he know that every time someone new walked in, another envelope appeared—each containing exactly enough cash for a free donut from the nearby bakery. By evening, word had spread through town, and soon neighbors were stopping by just to grab their daily treat without even entering the bank.