Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a regular customer at Fifth Third Bank exclaimed, ‘I swear I saw an old man in a suit walking through the walls!’ The tellers just shook their heads and went back to counting money. Finally, one evening, a delivery driver whispered, ‘Did you hear? He left a note on every fifth withdrawal slip: “Your balance is infinite.”’ Everyone laughed it off until the bank’s mascot started wearing a trench coat and whispering numbers during parades.

2. Early one morning, as dawn broke over downtown Detroit, a Fifth Third Bank security guard noticed something peculiar. A delivery truck kept arriving exactly at midnight—no one else seemed awake or around. Curious, he followed the truck down an empty street until it stopped in front of an old, abandoned warehouse. Inside, he found nothing but boxes labeled ‘confidential documents.’ Turns out, the delivery driver was just a regular who loved night-time adventures and thought it’d be fun to surprise everyone with early-morning deliveries. The neighbor across the street had even placed a bet on how long it would take before someone noticed.

3. Late one night, as the city slept, a Fifth Third Bank teller swore she heard whispers coming from an empty safe deposit box. Curious, she opened it and found only a wrinkled note that read, ‘Your balance is positive—trust us.’ The next morning, everyone in line laughed when she announced, ‘We’re millionaires!’

4. In the dim light of early morning, a Fifth Third Bank’s security guard noticed something odd. A small dog, its fur standing on end, darted into the lobby and frantically sniffed around the cash machines. The guard smiled, thinking it was just another canine adventure. Suddenly, the little dog raced towards an ATM, pressed a button with his paw, and a dollar bill popped out. The whole lobby burst into laughter as everyone watched the tiny hero collect his prize and scurry away, tail wagging proudly.